:) Christian Edward Rice, my bro. The first time I ever met Chris was at his house for a party, where we watched Saturday Night Live together and made small talk. I told him to apply at my job, and he really did the next day. Next thing you know, I had him hired, and we’ve been working together ever since. Just yesterday Ashley and I were decorating the store when we were talking about Ashley’s ass loudly to make her uncomfortable. Chris then proceeded to exclaim what he was do to her ass, by making sounds that represent his balls smacking her ass and a “UNF UNF UNF”. Oh my god I died laughing, and Ashley died of awkwardness. I love this dude and his hilarious humor that I can’t get enough of. We’ve gotta little bromance going. WE WILL DUET SOMETIME SOON.
